Learn the Pimp Game Beyond Iceberg Slim

 How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp was written as experimental, transgressive literature. It teaches you how to pimp, but it is not meant to endorse it. There used to be a preamble here, but it was gratuitous. You just need to dive in. As you will see, there is no way to describe this project except that it is bloated, pretentious, and absurd. In a strange way, that is it’s endorsement. 

So, welcome to the home of Dazzle Razzle. The following links are excerpted chapters. They will give you some indication of the book’s ambit. Although most of these are ‘theoretical’ chapters, much of the book is a ‘story’. Enjoy! 

Overview of the Game – what the pimp game is and how it works.  Anti-Pimping –a chapter on simpin’                  

Trickologyhow tricks work

Pension Plans are for Bitches -a debunking

How to Make PCP – like it says.  Angel dust, formaldehyde…

Very Like A Whale –  another one of the chapters on pimping

Pimpology – one of many assaults on logic

Patapimpics – a foray into the relation between pimping and metamathematics

This book was written because of a strange encounter with a Dutch guy who wanted to be a pimp. From a quick potboiler to a FREE monstrosity, here is How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp. For an older, perhaps more accessible version, here’s a link to it on Scribd.

If you like what you see, spread the word. If you don’t like what you see, spread the word. The other two books will be released when there is significantly more traction. These too will be offered for free. 


(Do note that the version hosted at the moment is wonky in its formatting. Technology is not a strength here. Follow us on Facebook to find out when new chapters are to be included)

–George Webber



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